Monday, December 21, 2015

The Office

This week's game is for the US version of The Office, one day I'd love to do a British one as well, but for now enjoy Micheal, Jim, Pam and the rest while getting plastered!

Jim pulls a prank

Michael mispronounces something

Dwight yells “Michael!”

Andy refers to himself as the “Nard-dog”

Pam is awkward

Michael says something racist (drink two)

Hilarious guest star (drink three)

Creed gets someone’s name wrong (drink two)

Michael says something about how much he hates Toby

Erin completely misunderstands something

Robert California is super creepy

Kevin is implied to be an idiot

Stanley rolls his eyes

"Threat Level Midnight" is mentioned

Dwight mentions beets or Mose (drink three if both are in the same sentence)

Holly is really dorky

Gabe backpedals

David Wallace appearance (drink three)

Meredith flashes someone (finish your drink)

Andy mentions/sings acappella (drink two)

Pam does something courageous

“That’s what she said!”

Someone looks into the camera

Drink two if it’s Jim

And finally drink for every truly heartwarming moment

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Star Wars

In a Galaxy far far away...

A change from the original release

Luke flirts with his sister

Anakin has an outburst

Wilhelm scream (drink two)

Emperor Palpatine starts monologuing (drink two)

A lightsaber battle

Someone gets an arm cut off (drink three)

A force ghost shows up

Han is sarcastic

The Imperial March

Deus Ex Machina

Someone mentions the dark side

3P0 calculates the odds (drink three)

A shot with greenscreen so bad it takes you out of the film a little

Luke complains

A now famous actress appears as Padme’s double (drink two)

Someone gets force choked

Obi-Wan uses a force suggestion on some weak minded fool (drink four)

Leia is sassy

Padme says something about politics

A Jedi strokes his chin (drink two)

And finally finish your drink when someone says "I have a bad feeling about this"

See ya next time...

Monday, December 14, 2015

The Lord of the Rings

My sincerest apologies for missing two weeks, as a way to make it up I'll be doing two games this week, (including a Star Wars game in time for Force Awakens) and a new post on my other blog as well!

Legolas and Gimli act competitive

Sam says "Mr. Frodo"

You can’t understand something Gandalf says

Gimli talks about the Dwarves (drink two)

Merry and/or Pippin hijinks

Aragorn speaks Elvish

Gandalf or a hobbit smokes something

Decapitation (drink three)

Sting glows

Elrond talks some shit on somebody

Saruman gloats (drink two)

The army of the dead shows up (drink two)

Boromir is conflicted

Someone shouts “Nooooooo!” (drink four)

Aragorn is way outnumbered but still kicks ass

Frodo looks like he is about to cum (drink two)

The Fellowship's theme

Peter Jackson cameo (finish your drink)

Legolas looks super confused

Frodo puts on the ring

Aragorn gives a rousing speech (drink three)

Sméagol talks to Gollum

And finally when the Eagles show up finish your drink

See ya next time...

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Arrested Development

Remember, vodka goes bad once it's open.

“Come on!”

A celebrity guest star

A reference to Oscar being Buster’s real father (drink two)


"No touching!" (drink two)

Lucille says something racist

“Marry me!”

“I’ve made a huge mistake” (drink three)

“Steve Holt!”


Something is bleeped out



G.O.B.'s bees


"But where did the lighter fluid come form?" (drink two)

Someone does a poor imitation of a chicken

“An Illusion!”

"Hey Brother...."

“Well that was a freebie” (drink three)

A reference to another show

Drink two if it’s "Happy Days"

Drink three if it's "Peanuts"

And finally drink whenever Tobias says something that could be construed as gay

See ya next time...

Thursday, November 19, 2015

The Hunger Games

Tomorrow is the conclusion of the Hunger Games movie tril.... movie series! It's easily one of my favorite film series of all time, and I'm while sad to see it end, I'll be glad to be able have all four movies to watch and raise a glass to District 12.

Katniss fires an arrow

Something blows up

Haymitch gets drunk

Katniss yells “Prim!” (drink two)

A cannon fires

Gale is a badass (drink two)

Finnick flirts with somebody

Peeta complains about something

The three fingered sign of respect (drink three)

Capitol overindulgence

Gale rant’s against the Capitol (drink two)

Caesar explains something 

Peeta tries to kill Katniss

Katniss kisses someone (drink two)

The Mockingjay logo/pin

Snow actually makes a good point (drink four)

Plutarch's evil smirk

Katniss sings (drink five)

And finally drink three whenever you cry

See ya next time...

Thursday, November 12, 2015


Which is better Alien or Aliens? Which is worse 3 or Resurrection? What was going on in Prometheus? What kind of drink will you have for this game? All are important questions.

Someone dies

A facehugger hugs someone's face

Ripley (or Shaw) in her underwear (drink two)

Someone says "fuck"

Dillon gives a rousing speech (drink four)

Religious imagery (drink two)

Newt screams

Something in Prometheus is very mysterious

Someone who died in a previous movie is mentioned

A really cringworthy line of dialogue

Someone is revealed to be a robot (drink five)

A new variety of alien is introduced (drink three)

Private Hudson spouts a one liner

There is a strong lesbian vibe between Ripley 8 and Call (drink two)

Brett says "Right..."

Ripley kills the last alien by blowing it out an airlock (finish your drink)

And finally drink when you see Jonsey!

See ya next time...

Monday, November 2, 2015

James Bond

SPECTRE marks the 24th (holy shit really?) 007 film in a franchise that has been around for well over fifty years. One of the coolest things about this series is that the movies having been made every few years between the 60's and today, have a crazy amount of diversity, while it also managing to follow many of the same tropes. Basically this makes for a perfect drinking game, especially if you have a vodka martini.

Gun barrel sequence

“Bond, James Bond”

Bond has sex

Someone Bond had sex with dies (drink three)

That random music video at the beginning of each movie (drink three)

Sean Connery era Bond is super sexist (drink two)

Product placement (drink two if it’s a car)

Someone namedrops the film’s title

A villain tells Bond their evil plan

“Shaken not stirred”

A helicopter

Racism (drink two if it’s Dalton era onward)

A villain with a foreign (IE not British) accent shows up (drink two)

Judy Dench is fed up with Bond’s shit

A lady with an extremely sexual name (drink five)

The movie suddenly becomes a Bourne ripoff

A pun or quip

If it was in reference to someone Bond just killed finish your drink

Bond uses a gadget Q gave him that seemed useless at the time (drink two)

And finally when Bond is left somewhere to die in an overly complicated way by a villain who is not present (drink three)

See ya next time...

Tuesday, October 27, 2015


Gotta catch em all! So this is designed for the Pokémon video games, not the show or any other media, but seeing as Origins follows the games pretty closely this actually works pretty well for that show.

Your Pokémon faints

You add a Pokemon to your dex

A trainer mentions shorts (drink two)

Get a badge (drink three)

Your Pokemon hurts itself in confusion

You black out (finish your drink)

A Pokemon blocks your route (drink three)

Fly to a another town

Some asshole tells you the route ahead is closed and blocks you (drink four)

You run from a battle

Your rival shows up out of fucking nowhere (drink four)

An NPC talks about the bond between trainer and Pokemon (drink three)

Defeat an Elite 4 Member (drink four)

Your Pokemon evolves (drink two)

Catch a legendary (drink three)

Someone on a villainous team mistreats a Pokemon

You use an item in battle

And finally when you beat the Champion finish your drink

Smell ya later...

Monday, October 19, 2015

Back to the Future

October 21st 2015, is the day that Marty and Doc travel to in their time machine! The future is now! To celebrate the soon to arrive momentous day I've decided to make a drinking game for the trilogy! If my calculations are correct, you're about to see some serious shit...

Doc says “Great Scott!”

Marty says “This is heavy'

Marty tries to order a Pepsi (drink two)

Someone calls Marty a chicken/yellow

Someone travels through time (drink three)

One Micheal J. Fox has a conversation with another Micheal J. Fox

Huey Lewis plays

Biff (or a relative) says “butthead”

Marty gets knocked out (finish your drink)

Someone calls Buford “Mad Dog”

Someone’s life is saved by a bullet-proof vest or something similar (drink five)

“Hello, McFly?”

Stickland calls someone a slacker

Someone from a famous band has a cameo (drink four)

A Tannen gets manure dumped on him (drink three)

Clara acts super independent for a woman in the 1800's

Someone says someone eles’s catchphrase (drink two)

Marty is confused by time schenannigans

Someone sees their past/future self

Billy Zane

Biff/Griff gets a colloquialism wrong (drink two)

...wait was that Elijah Wood? (drink three)

Marty uses pop culture from the future

Marty references a famous person from the future

Doc references Jules Verne

The movie's logic contradicts itself

And finally when someone says the name of the movie finish your drink

See you in the future...

Monday, October 12, 2015

Jurassic Park

Jurassic World will be out on DVD in just a few days, and what better way to watch it than while getting drunk, or go back and watch the original trilogy while you're at it!

A raptor is a clever

Malcom spouts a one-liner

Grant is fascinated by something either boring or terrifying

Clear foreshadowing (drink two)

The scheming villain gets eaten (finish your drink)

The main protagonist, who had previously had trouble relating to children, forms a bond with a kid

Muldoon/Roland/Owen is a total badass

Billy is a fucking idiot

A lucky pack saves someone’s life (drink five)

InGen pulls some shady shit

An awesome dinosaur fight (drink one for every dino)

Grant starts explaining something about dinosaurs

A T-Rex roars

A protagonist from the first film ends up on Isla Sorna for a convoluted reason (drink three)

A cameo by a character from the first film who won’t be going to the island again (drink four)

The Jurassic Park theme

A supporting character’s seemingly unrelated skill mentioned earlier saves the day (drink three)

A quiet and sad scene with two characters talking (drink three)

A very large dinosaur somehow sneaks up on someone (drink two)

Nick van Owen is a dick

“Spared no expense”

A kid’s divorced parents are mentioned (drink two)

A huge scream

Clair does something really brave and awesome, particularly for someone in heels

If you are actually watching the third one for some reason finish your drink during the scene where Grant dreams about a goddamn talking raptor

And finally when someone says “Run” (drink four)

See ya next time...

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Pirates of the Caribbean

Sorry I missed a week, I've been busy, but I'm back with a new game! I reccomend using rum for this one.

Drink for/when:

Someone says “Savvy” or “Avast”

Sea turtles are mentioned

Will does something incredibly stupid (drink two)

A double cross

Someone comes up with an incredibly convoluted plan (drink two)

Two idiots argue about something trivial

Jack gets slapped in the face (drink two)

Someone invincible gets stabbed or shot and shrugs it off

Barbossa chews some scenery

Elizabeth kisses someone other than Will (drink three)

Norrington is morally conflicted (drink three)

Someone talks about Davy Jones’ sad backstory

A major character comes back from the dead (drink two)

Someone has a lighthearted or friendly conversation with someone who previously tried to murder them (Drink two)

Drink four if that person successfully murdered them

Someone says a line from the ride (drink five)

Someone mentions rum


Barbossa rolls his eyes (drink two)

Someone reinforces the fact that Jack’s title is Captain

Davy Jones asks someone if they fear death

Keith Richards shows up for no goddamn reason (finish your drink)

A fucking awesome duel with swords breaks out (drink one for every combatant)

Something thought to be ordinary in an earlier film turns out to have magical properties

and finally drink whenever something happens that makes absolutely no sense

See you next time...

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

The Legend of Zelda

Hey, it's my first game for a video game, so I might as well do the best series of all time. Seeing as this is a franchise older than I am, and has been reinventing itself for decades on half a dozen consoles I've decided to put more of an emphasis from tropes from the 64 games onward. That in no way means this game won't work for the 2D games, you should still get a good buzz. And for the love of god, don't play the CDI games.

Drink for/when:

Link opens a chest

Link dies or uses a fairy

Someone flirts with Link

Link plays a song

You need to use a guide or get help (drink two)

Link fails at a mini-game (drink two)

Your companion (i.e. Navi, Midna, The King of Red Lions, ect.) tries to get your attention or talks to Link

Link talks to an animal

...if it's that owl drink four

You read the info on an enemy

Link gets a new item/upgrade an item (drink three)

Link gets eaten by a Like-like

Link gets a mask

Link transforms (yes, turning into a kid or an adult counts)

Out of nowhere, it turns out Ganon was the main antagonist all along (drink five)

Link uses an item to heal

A side character is super weird

The overworld them plays

And finally, when you beat a dungeon, finish your drink

See you next time...

Monday, September 14, 2015

Parks and Rec

Everybody pants now! Pants, pants, pants, pants, pants!

Drink when/for:

Leslie gives Ann a strange compliment

Tom calls Ben a nerd

April says something creepy (drink two)

Ben mentions Star Wars or Game of Thrones

Burt Maclin is on the case (drink three)

Jerry does something embarrassing

Leslie makes a reference to a female politician

Ron builds something (drink two)

Leslie gets toung tied

Donna mentions her Benz (drink two)

A hilarious guest star (drink four)

Ann says "dude"

Ethel Beavers

Leslie mentions waffles

Greg Pikitis is evil

Leslie mentions her crush on Joe Biden (drink two)

Mark Brandanowitz is sarcastic

A raccoon shows up

Ron says something disparaging about the government

Andy says something incorrect

Ron mentions red meat or whiskey

Jean Ralphio or Mona Lisa is terrible

“You got Jammed” (drink four)

Andy plays guitar

Someone mentions how great Lil’ Sebastian is

April says something awful about Ann (drink two)

Leslie mentions Ben’s butt

Ann has a new boyfriend (drink three)

...and if it’s one the main cast finish your drink

Tammy Two (drink one) or Tammy One (drink two)

Ron mentions his buried gold (drink five)

Shauna hits on somebody

Craig has an outburst

Bobby Newport is confused by something very simple

The cones of dunshire are mentioned (drink four)

Someone mentions something terrible that happened to the Wamapoke (drink three)

The pit is mentioned

And finally whenever Chris says "Literally"

See you next time...

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Indiana Jones

Who doesn't love Indiana Jones? Well Nazis and Russians, I guess.

Drink for/when:


The Raider's march (AKA the Indiana Jones theme)

Map traveling scene (drink two)

The Ark of the Covenant (or a picture of it) is visible onscreen

Someone switches sides (drink two)


Indy uses his whip

Someone calls Indy by his proper name (Dr. Jones, Henry, or Junior)

Indy loses his hat (drink three)

Indy gets into a fistfight with a huge dude

...who then dies gruesomely by not paying attention to his surroundings (drink two)

Someone flies a plane (drink two)

Indy speaks a foreign language

A Star Wars reference (drink three)

Booby traps

The Wilhelm Scream (drink four)

A bad guy or guys gets his/her face melted, exploded, or otherwise destroyed (finish your drink)

And finally...that same punch sound effect

See ya next time...

Monday, August 31, 2015


To celebrate the U.S. Open I figured I'd make a tennis drinking game. Enjoy!

Drink for/when:

A double fault

An ace

A break (drink two)

A player challenge (drink again if it's successful)

A commentator references his/her playing days (drink three)

A deuce

Set point

Match point (drink two)

A player has an outburst (drink three)

A player wins a set (finish your drink)

And finally when a commentator mentions one or more of the big four in a match that player is not in (or the Williams sisters for the women's game) (drink four)

See you next time...

Tuesday, August 25, 2015


It's time for my first game for a TV show, and what better way to start off than with my favorite show of all time? That's right, get ready to get really bloody drunk cause it's the LOST drinking game!

Drink when/for:

A character has daddy issues

A new mystery is introduced

Sawyer uses a nickname

The numbers

Jack says "If we can't live together we’re gonna die alone" (drink two)

Someone comments on Hurley's weight

Kate does something stupid

Desmond says “Brotha”

A character named after a philosopher is introduced (drink two)

Literary reference (drink three)

Someone sees or mentions a polar bear

“Hollywood and Vines” motif (AKA the walking theme) plays (drink three)

Miles is snarky

A major character from another show plays a supporting or minor part

Clair say “My babay!”

A character drinks (If its MacCutcheon whiskey drink five)

Someone gets punched in the face (drink two if it’s Ben)

"You all everybody!"

Jin and Sun speak Korean on the island

Someone important dies (drink three)

Close up of an eye opening

Micheal say "My son," or 'My boy"

Nikki and Paulo are the worst

Lepidus doesn’t give a shit about this island mumbo jumbo

Ben says “I lied”

Jack laughs

Hurley says "Dude"

Someone dead shows up in a vision, or imitated by the smoke monster, ect.

Kate makes out with somebody

Someone is in another character’s flashback (drink two)

Someone dead is in another characters flashback/flashsideways (drink three)

Locke says “Don’t tell me what I can’t do!” (drink two)

Confusion over Scott and Steve

Saiyid does some morally ambiguous shit

Sawyer says “Son of a bitch” (drink two)

Jacob is spoken about mysteriously or does some mysterious shit

A character says another character’s catchphrase (drink four)


Kate is a badass

Someone Sayid has slept with dies (drink five)

An episode ends in a cliffhanger (drink five)

And finally, whenever someone responds with "What?"

See ya in anotha life brotha...