Thursday, January 25, 2018

Super Bowl LII

Crack a cold one open with the boys and get ready for some football.

Drink when:

The team you're rooting against scores (including extra points)

Your team is penalized

Someone says "Dilly Dilly" in a Bud Light commercial

A car commercial that makes no goddamn sense

The announcers brings up New England's comeback last year

Some graphic comparing players is put on screen

The team your rooting against gets a third and long conversion

Or a forth down conversion

The team your rooting for punts

A timeout

The announcers tease "This is Us"/"The Tonight Show" coming on after the game

The camera cuts to Bill Belicheck looking evil

A hilarious Doritos commercial

An announcer mentions "the path the teams took to get here"

Carson Wentz cameo

And finally finish your drink if your team is losing at the end of the quarter

Monday, November 27, 2017

Lore (Podcast)

I'm Derick McDuff, and this is "I'll Drink to That..."

Drink when...

Aaron mentions a personal experience

Aaron makes a weird analogy

There is an awkwardly long pause

Aaron says "Actually that's not true," (drink two)

Something creepy happens on October 31st (drink two)

Aaron mentions the TV show

"Longtime listeners will remember..."

Aaron buries the lead that the episode was actually about vampires, werewolves ect. (Drink three)

Aaron mentions that he writes supernatural fiction

And finally drink whenever Aaron says "You see..."

This episode of "I'll Drink to That" was written and produced by me, Derick McDuff.

Friday, October 6, 2017


You're gonna need something to do to pass those seventeen hours...

Drink when...

You pass GO

You buy property

You land on someone's property

You have to mortgage something

You pay money to the bank

You roll doubles

If you go to jail drink three times

When you upgrade your porpery

On community chest if its negative you drink, but if its positive everyone else drinks

When you lose finish your drink

And finally double all drinks if you play as the stupid thimble (or whatever the agreed upon dumbest piece is in one of the hundreds of spinoffs)

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Mario Party

From board game to video board game, let's a-go!

Take a sip of your drink when:

You land on happening

You win a mini-game

You get a star (drink three)

When you have Boo steal coins take a sip of your victim's drink

If you steal a star finish his/her drink

Bowser steals your shit

If you screw someone over in Chance Time (including yourself)

If you win finish your drink

Monday, August 28, 2017


A board game drinking game! The first of many!

Drink when:

You get a victory point

Someone rolls a 7

You earn longest road/largest army

Someone uses a knight on you

If you roll a 2 or 12 drink three

You build a road

When you trade with a player both cheers and drink to the trade

If you trade with the bank quietly drink twice to yourself

And if you are crowned Lord of Catan finish your drink!

Monday, July 31, 2017

Red Hot Chili Peppers

First game for a band!

Drink for:


A reference to sex

A funky baseline

Kiedis raps at super speed

If you switch songs and it’s a different guitarist

Flea sings

Drug reference

A drummer appears on a track that isn’t Chad Smith

A quiet song leads into a rowdy one (or vice versa)

Every time someone says “California”

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

The Dark Knight Trilogy

Dunkirk was just released by the masterful Christopher Nolan, so why not revisit one of the best trilogies in recent years in his brilliant superhero epic!

Trying something new with this one, doing rules for the series as a whole along with rules for individual movies:

Take  drink when:

Someone says “The Batman”

Luscious explains some new tech

Hans Zimmer’s score swells epically

Alfred says “Master Wayne”

Someone figures out Batman’s secret identity

Batman throws a baterang

The Scarecrow

Batman Begins:

Someone repeats a line from earlier in the film

Someone says “League of Shadows”

An action scene that just quickly cuts and doesn’t really showing anything

Liam Neeson starts monologing

Someone says “Fear”

The Dark Knight:

An intricate plan by the Joker

Harvey flips his coin

Something blows up

The Joker laughs

For that scene with the magic bullet that makes no sense finish your drink

The Dark Knight Rises:

Catwoman betrays somebody

Bane just beats the shit out of somebody

The pacing is kind of a mess

Someone mentions the events of the first two films

An allusion to “A Tale of Two Cites”

Sunday, July 16, 2017

The Americans

The best show currently on TV, no matter what the Emmy's say

Drink whenever:

Someone dies

Philip and Elizabeth are called Mischa or Nadezhda

Paige complains about something

Real footage of Ronald Regan (drink three)

Henry plays a video game

The Jennings actually do some travel agent shit (drink two)

Someone wears a disguise with both a wig and glasses

Claudia shows up

Stan mentions or drinks beer

Martha and “Clark” have sex

Either of the Jennings seems to have serious doubts about what they are doing

Neena betrays someone (finish your drink)

Monday, July 10, 2017

The Princess Bride

I don't have a lot to say in this intro other than this movie is perfect...

Take a drink for/when...

Someone says “True love”

Someone refers to Count Rugen as “The six fingered man”

 “As you wish”

A swordfight

Someone mentions the Dread Pirate Roberts

The film returns to the frame story (AKA The Grandfather and The Grandson)


Someone reveals they aren’t left handed

 “Hello my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!”

Monday, July 3, 2017


Partly because it's easy to remember, and partly because I'm lazy, here's another game with one rule!

Drink when...

Hellboy makes a quip or says something snarky

See ya next time...