Monday, August 31, 2015

Tennis

To celebrate the U.S. Open I figured I'd make a tennis drinking game. Enjoy!


Drink for/when:

A double fault

An ace

A break (drink two)

A player challenge (drink again if it's successful)

A commentator references his/her playing days (drink three)

A deuce

Set point

Match point (drink two)

A player has an outburst (drink three)

A player wins a set (finish your drink)

And finally when a commentator mentions one or more of the big four in a match that player is not in (or the Williams sisters for the women's game) (drink four)


See you next time...

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

LOST

It's time for my first game for a TV show, and what better way to start off than with my favorite show of all time? That's right, get ready to get really bloody drunk cause it's the LOST drinking game!


Drink when/for:

A character has daddy issues

A new mystery is introduced

Sawyer uses a nickname

The numbers

Jack says "If we can't live together we’re gonna die alone" (drink two)

Someone comments on Hurley's weight

Kate does something stupid

Desmond says “Brotha”

A character named after a philosopher is introduced (drink two)

Literary reference (drink three)

Someone sees or mentions a polar bear

“Hollywood and Vines” motif (AKA the walking theme) plays (drink three)

Miles is snarky

A major character from another show plays a supporting or minor part

Clair say “My babay!”

A character drinks (If its MacCutcheon whiskey drink five)



Someone gets punched in the face (drink two if it’s Ben)

"You all everybody!"

Jin and Sun speak Korean on the island

Someone important dies (drink three)

Close up of an eye opening

Micheal say "My son," or 'My boy"

Nikki and Paulo are the worst

Lepidus doesn’t give a shit about this island mumbo jumbo

Ben says “I lied”

Jack laughs

Hurley says "Dude"

Someone dead shows up in a vision, or imitated by the smoke monster, ect.

Kate makes out with somebody


Someone is in another character’s flashback (drink two)

Someone dead is in another characters flashback/flashsideways (drink three)

Locke says “Don’t tell me what I can’t do!” (drink two)

Confusion over Scott and Steve

Saiyid does some morally ambiguous shit

Sawyer says “Son of a bitch” (drink two)

Jacob is spoken about mysteriously or does some mysterious shit

A character says another character’s catchphrase (drink four)

"Namaste"

Kate is a badass

Someone Sayid has slept with dies (drink five)

An episode ends in a cliffhanger (drink five)

And finally, whenever someone responds with "What?"


See ya in anotha life brotha...

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Marvel Movies

Ah a new endeavor, and I figure why not start ambitiously and try and make a drinking game out of the most successful franchise in movie history. Okay, it's really like 7 or 8 franchises glued together, and features dozens of characters, and movies with differing genres and tone. Oh well, I'm gonna try and make some umbrella rules which will hopefully apply to enough of them that watching any of the Marvel movies* and playing this will get you good 'n drunk!


Drink when/for:

To start things off drink through the Marvel Studios logo

Blatant exposition

An infinity stone shows up (drink two)

Stan Lee cameo

Avenger cameo

A character from another Marvel movie that isn't an Avenger shows up (drink two)

Agent Coleson is in a scene

Nick Fury is in a scene

A continuity error

Somebody namedrops the film's subtitle (drink two)

A pop culture reference

A Marvel reference (drink two)



Black Widow does something both sexy and badass

Hawkeye is clearly out of his league

...and he says some sarcastic shit about it (drink two)

An actor named Chris is shirtless (drink three)

Blatant setup for a sequel

Blatant setup for a different character's film (drink two)

A main character dies (drink three)

A main character comes back to life or was never really dead (finish your drink)

"Name of Movie" Will Return

A mid credits scene

A post credits scene

And finally, a villain who wasn't in the movie shows up in the mid/post credits scene (finish your drink)

*So this is a game designed for the Marvel Cinematic Universe specifically, so don't play this if your planning on watching Punisher: War Zone, or Ang Lee's shitty Hulk movie. As for if this applies to Marvel's TV shows, well television is a very different animal and this set of rules wasn't really designed with TV in mind but... sure, however your results may vary (as in you'll get wasted watching S.H.I.E.L.D. but be pretty sober for Daredevil.)

See you next time...