Monday, November 27, 2017

Lore (Podcast)

I'm Derick McDuff, and this is "I'll Drink to That..."

Drink when...

Aaron mentions a personal experience

Aaron makes a weird analogy

There is an awkwardly long pause

Aaron says "Actually that's not true," (drink two)

Something creepy happens on October 31st (drink two)

Aaron mentions the TV show

"Longtime listeners will remember..."

Aaron buries the lead that the episode was actually about vampires, werewolves ect. (Drink three)

Aaron mentions that he writes supernatural fiction

And finally drink whenever Aaron says "You see..."

This episode of "I'll Drink to That" was written and produced by me, Derick McDuff.

Friday, October 6, 2017


You're gonna need something to do to pass those seventeen hours...

Drink when...

You pass GO

You buy property

You land on someone's property

You have to mortgage something

You pay money to the bank

You roll doubles

If you go to jail drink three times

When you upgrade your porpery

On community chest if its negative you drink, but if its positive everyone else drinks

When you lose finish your drink

And finally double all drinks if you play as the stupid thimble (or whatever the agreed upon dumbest piece is in one of the hundreds of spinoffs)

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Mario Party

From board game to video board game, let's a-go!

Take a sip of your drink when:

You land on happening

You win a mini-game

You get a star (drink three)

When you have Boo steal coins take a sip of your victim's drink

If you steal a star finish his/her drink

Bowser steals your shit

If you screw someone over in Chance Time (including yourself)

If you win finish your drink

Monday, August 28, 2017


A board game drinking game! The first of many!

Drink when:

You get a victory point

Someone rolls a 7

You earn longest road/largest army

Someone uses a knight on you

If you roll a 2 or 12 drink three

You build a road

When you trade with a player both cheers and drink to the trade

If you trade with the bank quietly drink twice to yourself

And if you are crowned Lord of Catan finish your drink!

Monday, July 31, 2017

Red Hot Chili Peppers

First game for a band!

Drink for:


A reference to sex

A funky baseline

Kiedis raps at super speed

If you switch songs and it’s a different guitarist

Flea sings

Drug reference

A drummer appears on a track that isn’t Chad Smith

A quiet song leads into a rowdy one (or vice versa)

Every time someone says “California”

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

The Dark Knight Trilogy

Dunkirk was just released by the masterful Christopher Nolan, so why not revisit one of the best trilogies in recent years in his brilliant superhero epic!

Trying something new with this one, doing rules for the series as a whole along with rules for individual movies:

Take  drink when:

Someone says “The Batman”

Luscious explains some new tech

Hans Zimmer’s score swells epically

Alfred says “Master Wayne”

Someone figures out Batman’s secret identity

Batman throws a baterang

The Scarecrow

Batman Begins:

Someone repeats a line from earlier in the film

Someone says “League of Shadows”

An action scene that just quickly cuts and doesn’t really showing anything

Liam Neeson starts monologing

Someone says “Fear”

The Dark Knight:

An intricate plan by the Joker

Harvey flips his coin

Something blows up

The Joker laughs

For that scene with the magic bullet that makes no sense finish your drink

The Dark Knight Rises:

Catwoman betrays somebody

Bane just beats the shit out of somebody

The pacing is kind of a mess

Someone mentions the events of the first two films

An allusion to “A Tale of Two Cites”

Sunday, July 16, 2017

The Americans

The best show currently on TV, no matter what the Emmy's say

Drink whenever:

Someone dies

Philip and Elizabeth are called Mischa or Nadezhda

Paige complains about something

Real footage of Ronald Regan (drink three)

Henry plays a video game

The Jennings actually do some travel agent shit (drink two)

Someone wears a disguise with both a wig and glasses

Claudia shows up

Stan mentions or drinks beer

Martha and “Clark” have sex

Either of the Jennings seems to have serious doubts about what they are doing

Neena betrays someone (finish your drink)

Monday, July 10, 2017

The Princess Bride

I don't have a lot to say in this intro other than this movie is perfect...

Take a drink for/when...

Someone says “True love”

Someone refers to Count Rugen as “The six fingered man”

 “As you wish”

A swordfight

Someone mentions the Dread Pirate Roberts

The film returns to the frame story (AKA The Grandfather and The Grandson)


Someone reveals they aren’t left handed

 “Hello my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!”

Monday, July 3, 2017


Partly because it's easy to remember, and partly because I'm lazy, here's another game with one rule!

Drink when...

Hellboy makes a quip or says something snarky

See ya next time...

Monday, June 26, 2017


Ah the Transformers movies. The first one is pretty okay, I guess. The rest are... hit or miss. I feel like there is some joke to be made about Cade Yeager shots here...

Take a sip whenever...

Optimus Prime says “Autobots, roll out!”

A Cybertronian relic is revealed to have been on Earth for hundreds, thousands, or even millions of years

Something completely contradicts the logic of a previous movie

Whenever a Transformer…transforms


Product placement for something other than cars

Sam says "No" multiple times in a row

A highly respected actor shows up

Expository dialogue

Optimus straight up murders someone (Drink two)

Slow motion

And finally whenever Megatron comes back to life finish your drink

Monday, June 19, 2017

Music Festivals

Grab a very overpriced drink or sneak some vodka and drink up!

Take a drink when...

Someone you’ve never met asks to buy/sell/have drugs

Some douchebag pushes past everyone and yells, “My friend is in there!”

A DJ uses way too much base

If you aren’t at Coachella and someone mentions Coachella

If you are at Coachella and someone complains that it’s “Not like it used to be”

You see someone wearing a band shirt for a band that isn’t preforming

You hear a hipster talk about an “amazing set” from a band you’ve never heard of

You miss seeing someone because of a schedule conflict

You get separated from your friends

You see a band you used to like ten years ago

You take a picture just so you can Instagram it

You need to double check the set list

And finally when your phone dies finish your drink

See ya next time...

Wednesday, June 14, 2017


After a lengthy hiatus I'm bringing the blog back, and maybe trying some new things. Like this week where there is only one rule!


Every time someone says "Moana"

See ya next time...