Monday, June 26, 2017


Ah the Transformers movies. The first one is pretty okay, I guess. The rest are... hit or miss. I feel like there is some joke to be made about Cade Yeager shots here...

Take a sip whenever...

Optimus Prime says “Autobots, roll out!”

A Cybertronian relic is revealed to have been on Earth for hundreds, thousands, or even millions of years

Something completely contradicts the logic of a previous movie

Whenever a Transformer…transforms


Product placement for something other than cars

Sam says "No" multiple times in a row

A highly respected actor shows up

Expository dialogue

Optimus straight up murders someone (Drink two)

Slow motion

And finally whenever Megatron comes back to life finish your drink

Monday, June 19, 2017

Music Festivals

Grab a very overpriced drink or sneak some vodka and drink up!

Take a drink when...

Someone you’ve never met asks to buy/sell/have drugs

Some douchebag pushes past everyone and yells, “My friend is in there!”

A DJ uses way too much base

If you aren’t at Coachella and someone mentions Coachella

If you are at Coachella and someone complains that it’s “Not like it used to be”

You see someone wearing a band shirt for a band that isn’t preforming

You hear a hipster talk about an “amazing set” from a band you’ve never heard of

You miss seeing someone because of a schedule conflict

You get separated from your friends

You see a band you used to like ten years ago

You take a picture just so you can Instagram it

You need to double check the set list

And finally when your phone dies finish your drink

See ya next time...

Wednesday, June 14, 2017


After a lengthy hiatus I'm bringing the blog back, and maybe trying some new things. Like this week where there is only one rule!


Every time someone says "Moana"

See ya next time...