Thursday, December 17, 2015

Star Wars

In a Galaxy far far away...

A change from the original release

Luke flirts with his sister

Anakin has an outburst

Wilhelm scream (drink two)

Emperor Palpatine starts monologuing (drink two)

A lightsaber battle

Someone gets an arm cut off (drink three)

A force ghost shows up

Han is sarcastic

The Imperial March

Deus Ex Machina

Someone mentions the dark side

3P0 calculates the odds (drink three)

A shot with greenscreen so bad it takes you out of the film a little

Luke complains

A now famous actress appears as Padme’s double (drink two)

Someone gets force choked

Obi-Wan uses a force suggestion on some weak minded fool (drink four)

Leia is sassy

Padme says something about politics

A Jedi strokes his chin (drink two)

And finally finish your drink when someone says "I have a bad feeling about this"

See ya next time...

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