The Office

This week's game is for the US version of The Office, one day I'd love to do a British one as well, but for now enjoy Micheal, Jim, Pam and the rest while getting plastered!

Jim pulls a prank

Michael mispronounces something

Dwight yells “Michael!”

Andy refers to himself as the “Nard-dog”

Pam is awkward

Michael says something racist (drink two)

Hilarious guest star (drink three)

Creed gets someone’s name wrong (drink two)

Michael says something about how much he hates Toby

Erin completely misunderstands something

Robert California is super creepy

Kevin is implied to be an idiot

Stanley rolls his eyes

"Threat Level Midnight" is mentioned

Dwight mentions beets or Mose (drink three if both are in the same sentence)

Holly is really dorky

Gabe backpedals

David Wallace appearance (drink three)

Meredith flashes someone (finish your drink)

Andy mentions/sings acappella (drink two)

Pam does something courageous

“That’s what she said!”

Someone looks into the camera

Drink two if it’s Jim

And finally drink for every truly heartwarming moment

Star Wars

In a Galaxy far far away...

A change from the original release

Luke flirts with his sister

Anakin has an outburst

Wilhelm scream (drink two)

Emperor Palpatine starts monologuing (drink two)

A lightsaber battle

Someone gets an arm cut off (drink three)

A force ghost shows up

Han is sarcastic

The Imperial March

Deus Ex Machina

Someone mentions the dark side

3P0 calculates the odds (drink three)

A shot with greenscreen so bad it takes you out of the film a little

Luke complains

A now famous actress appears as Padme’s double (drink two)

Someone gets force choked

Obi-Wan uses a force suggestion on some weak minded fool (drink four)

Leia is sassy

Padme says something about politics

A Jedi strokes his chin (drink two)

And finally finish your drink when someone says "I have a bad feeling about this"

See ya next time...

The Lord of the Rings

My sincerest apologies for missing two weeks, as a way to make it up I'll be doing two games this week, (including a Star Wars game in time for Force Awakens) and a new post on my other blog as well!

Legolas and Gimli act competitive

Sam says "Mr. Frodo"

You can’t understand something Gandalf says

Gimli talks about the Dwarves (drink two)

Merry and/or Pippin hijinks

Aragorn speaks Elvish

Gandalf or a hobbit smokes something

Decapitation (drink three)

Sting glows

Elrond talks some shit on somebody

Saruman gloats (drink two)

The army of the dead shows up (drink two)

Boromir is conflicted

Someone shouts “Nooooooo!” (drink four)

Aragorn is way outnumbered but still kicks ass

Frodo looks like he is about to cum (drink two)

The Fellowship's theme

Peter Jackson cameo (finish your drink)

Legolas looks super confused

Frodo puts on the ring

Aragorn gives a rousing speech (drink three)

Sméagol talks to Gollum

And finally when the Eagles show up finish your drink

See ya next time...

Arrested Development

Remember, vodka goes bad once it's open.

“Come on!”

A celebrity guest star

A reference to Oscar being Buster’s real father (drink two)

“Her?”

"No touching!" (drink two)

Lucille says something racist

“Marry me!”

“I’ve made a huge mistake” (drink three)

“Steve Holt!”

Foreshadowing

Something is bleeped out

Incest

Franklin

G.O.B.'s bees

Cut-offs

"But where did the lighter fluid come form?" (drink two)

Someone does a poor imitation of a chicken

“An Illusion!”

"Hey Brother...."

“Well that was a freebie” (drink three)

A reference to another show

Drink two if it’s "Happy Days"

Drink three if it's "Peanuts"

And finally drink whenever Tobias says something that could be construed as gay

See ya next time...

The Hunger Games

Tomorrow is the conclusion of the Hunger Games movie tril.... movie series! It's easily one of my favorite film series of all time, and I'm while sad to see it end, I'll be glad to be able have all four movies to watch and raise a glass to District 12.

Katniss fires an arrow

Something blows up

Haymitch gets drunk

Katniss yells “Prim!” (drink two)

A cannon fires

Gale is a badass (drink two)

Finnick flirts with somebody

Peeta complains about something

The three fingered sign of respect (drink three)

Capitol overindulgence

Gale rant’s against the Capitol (drink two)

Caesar explains something 

Peeta tries to kill Katniss

Katniss kisses someone (drink two)

The Mockingjay logo/pin

Snow actually makes a good point (drink four)

Plutarch's evil smirk

Katniss sings (drink five)

And finally drink three whenever you cry

See ya next time...

Alien

Which is better Alien or Aliens? Which is worse 3 or Resurrection? What was going on in Prometheus? What kind of drink will you have for this game? All are important questions.

Someone dies

A facehugger hugs someone's face

Ripley (or Shaw) in her underwear (drink two)

Someone says "fuck"

Dillon gives a rousing speech (drink four)

Religious imagery (drink two)

Newt screams

Something in Prometheus is very mysterious

Someone who died in a previous movie is mentioned

A really cringworthy line of dialogue

Someone is revealed to be a robot (drink five)

A new variety of alien is introduced (drink three)

Private Hudson spouts a one liner

There is a strong lesbian vibe between Ripley 8 and Call (drink two)

Brett says "Right..."

Ripley kills the last alien by blowing it out an airlock (finish your drink)

And finally drink when you see Jonsey!

See ya next time...

James Bond

SPECTRE marks the 24th (holy shit really?) 007 film in a franchise that has been around for well over fifty years. One of the coolest things about this series is that the movies having been made every few years between the 60's and today, have a crazy amount of diversity, while it also managing to follow many of the same tropes. Basically this makes for a perfect drinking game, especially if you have a vodka martini.

Gun barrel sequence

“Bond, James Bond”

Bond has sex

Someone Bond had sex with dies (drink three)

That random music video at the beginning of each movie (drink three)

Sean Connery era Bond is super sexist (drink two)

Product placement (drink two if it’s a car)

Someone namedrops the film’s title

A villain tells Bond their evil plan

“Shaken not stirred”

A helicopter

Racism (drink two if it’s Dalton era onward)

A villain with a foreign (IE not British) accent shows up (drink two)

Judy Dench is fed up with Bond’s shit

A lady with an extremely sexual name (drink five)

The movie suddenly becomes a Bourne ripoff

A pun or quip

If it was in reference to someone Bond just killed finish your drink

Bond uses a gadget Q gave him that seemed useless at the time (drink two)

And finally when Bond is left somewhere to die in an overly complicated way by a villain who is not present (drink three)

See ya next time...

Pokémon

Gotta catch em all! So this is designed for the Pokémon video games, not the show or any other media, but seeing as Origins follows the games pretty closely this actually works pretty well for that show.

Your Pokémon faints

You add a Pokemon to your dex

A trainer mentions shorts (drink two)

Get a badge (drink three)

Your Pokemon hurts itself in confusion

You black out (finish your drink)

A Pokemon blocks your route (drink three)

Fly to a another town

Some asshole tells you the route ahead is closed and blocks you (drink four)

You run from a battle

Your rival shows up out of fucking nowhere (drink four)

An NPC talks about the bond between trainer and Pokemon (drink three)

Defeat an Elite 4 Member (drink four)

Your Pokemon evolves (drink two)

Catch a legendary (drink three)

Someone on a villainous team mistreats a Pokemon

You use an item in battle

And finally when you beat the Champion finish your drink

Smell ya later...

Back to the Future

October 21st 2015, is the day that Marty and Doc travel to in their time machine! The future is now! To celebrate the soon to arrive momentous day I've decided to make a drinking game for the trilogy! If my calculations are correct, you're about to see some serious shit...

Doc says “Great Scott!”

Marty says “This is heavy'

Marty tries to order a Pepsi (drink two)

Someone calls Marty a chicken/yellow

Someone travels through time (drink three)

One Micheal J. Fox has a conversation with another Micheal J. Fox

Huey Lewis plays

Biff (or a relative) says “butthead”

Marty gets knocked out (finish your drink)

Someone calls Buford “Mad Dog”

Someone’s life is saved by a bullet-proof vest or something similar (drink five)

“Hello, McFly?”

Stickland calls someone a slacker

Someone from a famous band has a cameo (drink four)

A Tannen gets manure dumped on him (drink three)

Clara acts super independent for a woman in the 1800's

Someone says someone eles’s catchphrase (drink two)

Marty is confused by time schenannigans

Someone sees their past/future self

Billy Zane

Biff/Griff gets a colloquialism wrong (drink two)

...wait was that Elijah Wood? (drink three)

Marty uses pop culture from the future

Marty references a famous person from the future

Doc references Jules Verne

The movie's logic contradicts itself

And finally when someone says the name of the movie finish your drink

See you in the future...

Jurassic Park

Jurassic World will be out on DVD in just a few days, and what better way to watch it than while getting drunk, or go back and watch the original trilogy while you're at it!

A raptor is a clever

Malcom spouts a one-liner

Grant is fascinated by something either boring or terrifying

Clear foreshadowing (drink two)

The scheming villain gets eaten (finish your drink)

The main protagonist, who had previously had trouble relating to children, forms a bond with a kid

Muldoon/Roland/Owen is a total badass

Billy is a fucking idiot

A lucky pack saves someone’s life (drink five)

InGen pulls some shady shit

An awesome dinosaur fight (drink one for every dino)

Grant starts explaining something about dinosaurs

A T-Rex roars

A protagonist from the first film ends up on Isla Sorna for a convoluted reason (drink three)

A cameo by a character from the first film who won’t be going to the island again (drink four)

The Jurassic Park theme

A supporting character’s seemingly unrelated skill mentioned earlier saves the day (drink three)

A quiet and sad scene with two characters talking (drink three)

A very large dinosaur somehow sneaks up on someone (drink two)

Nick van Owen is a dick

“Spared no expense”

A kid’s divorced parents are mentioned (drink two)

A huge scream

Clair does something really brave and awesome, particularly for someone in heels

If you are actually watching the third one for some reason finish your drink during the scene where Grant dreams about a goddamn talking raptor

And finally when someone says “Run” (drink four)

See ya next time...