Showing posts with label video game. Show all posts
Showing posts with label video game. Show all posts

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Mario Party

From board game to video board game, let's a-go!


Take a sip of your drink when:

You land on happening

You win a mini-game

You get a star (drink three)

When you have Boo steal coins take a sip of your victim's drink

If you steal a star finish his/her drink

Bowser steals your shit

If you screw someone over in Chance Time (including yourself)

If you win finish your drink

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Pokémon

Gotta catch em all! So this is designed for the Pokémon video games, not the show or any other media, but seeing as Origins follows the games pretty closely this actually works pretty well for that show.


Your Pokémon faints

You add a Pokemon to your dex

A trainer mentions shorts (drink two)

Get a badge (drink three)

Your Pokemon hurts itself in confusion

You black out (finish your drink)

A Pokemon blocks your route (drink three)

Fly to a another town

Some asshole tells you the route ahead is closed and blocks you (drink four)


You run from a battle

Your rival shows up out of fucking nowhere (drink four)

An NPC talks about the bond between trainer and Pokemon (drink three)

Defeat an Elite 4 Member (drink four)

Your Pokemon evolves (drink two)

Catch a legendary (drink three)

Someone on a villainous team mistreats a Pokemon

You use an item in battle

And finally when you beat the Champion finish your drink


Smell ya later...

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

The Legend of Zelda

Hey, it's my first game for a video game, so I might as well do the best series of all time. Seeing as this is a franchise older than I am, and has been reinventing itself for decades on half a dozen consoles I've decided to put more of an emphasis from tropes from the 64 games onward. That in no way means this game won't work for the 2D games, you should still get a good buzz. And for the love of god, don't play the CDI games.


Drink for/when:

Link opens a chest

Link dies or uses a fairy

Someone flirts with Link

Link plays a song

You need to use a guide or get help (drink two)

Link fails at a mini-game (drink two)

Your companion (i.e. Navi, Midna, The King of Red Lions, ect.) tries to get your attention or talks to Link

Link talks to an animal

...if it's that owl drink four


You read the info on an enemy

Link gets a new item/upgrade an item (drink three)

Link gets eaten by a Like-like

Link gets a mask

Link transforms (yes, turning into a kid or an adult counts)

Out of nowhere, it turns out Ganon was the main antagonist all along (drink five)

Link uses an item to heal

A side character is super weird

The overworld them plays

And finally, when you beat a dungeon, finish your drink


See you next time...