Showing posts with label The Phantom Menace. Attack of the Clones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Phantom Menace. Attack of the Clones. Show all posts

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Star Wars

In a Galaxy far far away...


A change from the original release

Luke flirts with his sister

Anakin has an outburst

Wilhelm scream (drink two)

Emperor Palpatine starts monologuing (drink two)

A lightsaber battle

Someone gets an arm cut off (drink three)

A force ghost shows up

Han is sarcastic


The Imperial March

Deus Ex Machina


Someone mentions the dark side

3P0 calculates the odds (drink three)

A shot with greenscreen so bad it takes you out of the film a little

Luke complains

A now famous actress appears as Padme’s double (drink two)

Someone gets force choked

Obi-Wan uses a force suggestion on some weak minded fool (drink four)

Leia is sassy

Padme says something about politics

A Jedi strokes his chin (drink two)

And finally finish your drink when someone says "I have a bad feeling about this"


See ya next time...