Gun barrel sequence
“Bond, James Bond”
Bond has sex
Someone Bond had sex with dies (drink three)
“Bond, James Bond”
Bond has sex
Someone Bond had sex with dies (drink three)
That random music video at the beginning of each movie (drink three)
Sean Connery era Bond is super sexist (drink two)
Product placement (drink two if it’s a car)
Someone namedrops the film’s title
A villain tells Bond their evil plan
“Shaken not stirred”
A helicopter
Racism (drink two if it’s Dalton era onward)
A villain with a foreign (IE not British) accent shows up (drink two)
Judy Dench is fed up with Bond’s shit
A lady with an extremely sexual name (drink five)
The movie suddenly becomes a Bourne ripoff
A pun or quip
If it was in reference to someone Bond just killed finish your drink
Bond uses a gadget Q gave him that seemed useless at the
time (drink two)
And finally when Bond is left somewhere to die in an overly complicated way by a villain who is not present (drink three)
See ya next time...
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