Monday, July 10, 2017

The Princess Bride

I don't have a lot to say in this intro other than this movie is perfect...


Take a drink for/when...

Someone says “True love”

Someone refers to Count Rugen as “The six fingered man”

 “As you wish”

A swordfight

Someone mentions the Dread Pirate Roberts

The film returns to the frame story (AKA The Grandfather and The Grandson)

“Inconceivable!”

Someone reveals they aren’t left handed

 “Hello my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!”

Monday, July 3, 2017

Hellboy

Partly because it's easy to remember, and partly because I'm lazy, here's another game with one rule!


Drink when...

Hellboy makes a quip or says something snarky


See ya next time...


Monday, June 26, 2017

Transformers

Ah the Transformers movies. The first one is pretty okay, I guess. The rest are... hit or miss. I feel like there is some joke to be made about Cade Yeager shots here...


Take a sip whenever...

Optimus Prime says “Autobots, roll out!”

A Cybertronian relic is revealed to have been on Earth for hundreds, thousands, or even millions of years

Something completely contradicts the logic of a previous movie

Whenever a Transformer…transforms

Racism

Product placement for something other than cars

Sam says "No" multiple times in a row

A highly respected actor shows up

Expository dialogue

Optimus straight up murders someone (Drink two)

Slow motion

And finally whenever Megatron comes back to life finish your drink


Monday, June 19, 2017

Music Festivals

Grab a very overpriced drink or sneak some vodka and drink up!


Take a drink when...

Someone you’ve never met asks to buy/sell/have drugs

Some douchebag pushes past everyone and yells, “My friend is in there!”

A DJ uses way too much base

If you aren’t at Coachella and someone mentions Coachella

If you are at Coachella and someone complains that it’s “Not like it used to be”

You see someone wearing a band shirt for a band that isn’t preforming

You hear a hipster talk about an “amazing set” from a band you’ve never heard of


You miss seeing someone because of a schedule conflict

You get separated from your friends

You see a band you used to like ten years ago

You take a picture just so you can Instagram it

You need to double check the set list

And finally when your phone dies finish your drink




See ya next time...

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Moana

After a lengthy hiatus I'm bringing the blog back, and maybe trying some new things. Like this week where there is only one rule!


Drink...

Every time someone says "Moana"


See ya next time...

Monday, February 8, 2016

Hayao Miyazaki

This time around I decided to do something different. Instead of doing a game for a particular franchise I've decided to make one for one for a specific creator's works. This naturally provided some challenges, but that made making the game all the more enjoyable!


Environmentalism

You recognize a voice in the English dub, but can’t quite place the actor

A quiet scene in an otherwise action filled movie

A strong female character is introduced (drink two)

A pig/pigs

A landscape shot

Someone discusses the horrors of war (drink three)

Flying scene

Someone mentions a spirit

And finally when character blatantly summarizes the moral of the movie finish your drink


Let me know what game you'd like to see next week!

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Mission: Impossible

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get drunk:


The "Mission: Impossible" theme song

The action moves to another country

Someone in IMF is revealed to be a traitor

Ethan Hunt is framed as a traitor (drink two)

Someone says “Rouge Nation”

Ethan climbs something (drink three)

Someone explains the plan/heist

A countdown

Something explodes


Luther mentions his clothes

A car chase

Drink one extra for every motorcycle in the chase

Someone says “Rabbit’s foot”

Someone wears one of those impossibly good masks (drink two)

Benji is snarky

Doves (drink four)

Someone says “Disavowed”

And finally drink whenever Ethan runs

....and drink two if it’s in slow motion


Let me know what drinking game you'd like to see next week!

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Strong Bad Emails

It's time for my first drinking game based on a web series. Grab a cold one and enjoy.


Strong Bad starts the video with a song

Strong Bad and the Cheat pull a caper (drink two)

Dangeresqe reference

“How do you type with boxing gloves on?”

Strong Bad says “crap”

Eh Steve! (drink two)

Strong Bad flirts with a female e-mailer

Senior Cardgage

Strong Bad makes a reference to video games

DNA evidence (drink three)


Strong Bad punches someone

Limozeene reference

Stinkoman

Sweet Cuppin Cakes

“Shut up lady!” (drink two)

The get up noise

Strong Bad gets a new computer (finish your drink)

Old Timey Strongbad

Teen Girl Squad

And finally whenever Strong Bad makes fun of someone’s punctuation or grammar

Monday, January 18, 2016

Phineas and Ferb

Aren't you a little old to be watching Phineas and Ferb? Yes, yes I am.
Seriously though, while this is a kids show, it does have a lot of subtle stuff intended for older viewers, and as one of those viewrs I wanted to create a drinking game for it. Just don't show any young kids this one.


Phinnes says “Ferb, I know what we are gonna do today!”

Someone mentions the Tri-State area

Perry unesscierly destroys some of Doctor Doofenshmirtz’s property and chastises him for it

Major Monagram has a minor screw up and apologizes to Perry (drink two)

Candice tries to bust the boys

“Hey, where’s Perry?”

“Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.” jingle (drink two)

Candice crushes on Jeremy

A song (drink three)

Vanessa shows up (drink two)


Someone thinks Doofenshmirtz is a pharmacist (finish your drink)

Isabella says “Whatcha dooooin’?”

That noise Perry the Platapus makes

Linda reference her musical days and/or preforms

Someone asks “Aren’t you a little young for…”

…to which Phinnes responds, “Yes, yes I am.”

Other O.W.C.A. agents are shown 

Ferb actually says something (drink three)

Someone says a different character’s catch phrase (drink four)

Doofenshmirtz shouts “Curse you Perry the Platapus!”

And finally drink for “Oh, there you are Perry”

Monday, January 11, 2016

Jason Bourne

Badass action movies and alcohol is a winning combination as far as I'm concerned.


Bourne asks someone about Treadstone/Blackbriar

A main character is killed (drink three)

A government cover-up is alluded to

A car chase (drink two)

Bourne talks to someone through headphones

Someone explains something to Bourne about his own past

Bourne uses an impromptu weapon (drink two)


Parkour

Bourne speaks a foreign language

Product placement (drink three)

“Look at what they make you give” (drink five)

A flashback (drink two)

Moby during the end credits (finish your drink)

And finally drink whenever you miss Matt Damon during Bourne Legacy