Take a drink when...
Someone you’ve never met asks to buy/sell/have drugs
Some douchebag pushes past everyone and yells, “My friend is
in there!”
A DJ uses way too much base
If you aren’t at Coachella and someone mentions Coachella
If you are at Coachella and someone complains that it’s “Not like it
used to be”
You see someone wearing a band
shirt for a band that isn’t preforming
You hear a hipster talk about an “amazing set” from a band
you’ve never heard of
You miss seeing someone because of a schedule conflict
You get separated from your friends
You see a band you used to like ten years ago
You take a picture just so you can Instagram it
You need to double check the set list
And finally when your phone dies finish your drink
See ya next time...
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