Monday, February 8, 2016

Hayao Miyazaki

This time around I decided to do something different. Instead of doing a game for a particular franchise I've decided to make one for one for a specific creator's works. This naturally provided some challenges, but that made making the game all the more enjoyable!


Environmentalism

You recognize a voice in the English dub, but can’t quite place the actor

A quiet scene in an otherwise action filled movie

A strong female character is introduced (drink two)

A pig/pigs

A landscape shot

Someone discusses the horrors of war (drink three)

Flying scene

Someone mentions a spirit

And finally when character blatantly summarizes the moral of the movie finish your drink


Let me know what game you'd like to see next week!

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Mission: Impossible

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get drunk:


The "Mission: Impossible" theme song

The action moves to another country

Someone in IMF is revealed to be a traitor

Ethan Hunt is framed as a traitor (drink two)

Someone says “Rouge Nation”

Ethan climbs something (drink three)

Someone explains the plan/heist

A countdown

Something explodes


Luther mentions his clothes

A car chase

Drink one extra for every motorcycle in the chase

Someone says “Rabbit’s foot”

Someone wears one of those impossibly good masks (drink two)

Benji is snarky

Doves (drink four)

Someone says “Disavowed”

And finally drink whenever Ethan runs

....and drink two if it’s in slow motion


Let me know what drinking game you'd like to see next week!

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Strong Bad Emails

It's time for my first drinking game based on a web series. Grab a cold one and enjoy.


Strong Bad starts the video with a song

Strong Bad and the Cheat pull a caper (drink two)

Dangeresqe reference

“How do you type with boxing gloves on?”

Strong Bad says “crap”

Eh Steve! (drink two)

Strong Bad flirts with a female e-mailer

Senior Cardgage

Strong Bad makes a reference to video games

DNA evidence (drink three)


Strong Bad punches someone

Limozeene reference

Stinkoman

Sweet Cuppin Cakes

“Shut up lady!” (drink two)

The get up noise

Strong Bad gets a new computer (finish your drink)

Old Timey Strongbad

Teen Girl Squad

And finally whenever Strong Bad makes fun of someone’s punctuation or grammar

Monday, January 18, 2016

Phineas and Ferb

Aren't you a little old to be watching Phineas and Ferb? Yes, yes I am.
Seriously though, while this is a kids show, it does have a lot of subtle stuff intended for older viewers, and as one of those viewrs I wanted to create a drinking game for it. Just don't show any young kids this one.


Phinnes says “Ferb, I know what we are gonna do today!”

Someone mentions the Tri-State area

Perry unesscierly destroys some of Doctor Doofenshmirtz’s property and chastises him for it

Major Monagram has a minor screw up and apologizes to Perry (drink two)

Candice tries to bust the boys

“Hey, where’s Perry?”

“Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.” jingle (drink two)

Candice crushes on Jeremy

A song (drink three)

Vanessa shows up (drink two)


Someone thinks Doofenshmirtz is a pharmacist (finish your drink)

Isabella says “Whatcha dooooin’?”

That noise Perry the Platapus makes

Linda reference her musical days and/or preforms

Someone asks “Aren’t you a little young for…”

…to which Phinnes responds, “Yes, yes I am.”

Other O.W.C.A. agents are shown 

Ferb actually says something (drink three)

Someone says a different character’s catch phrase (drink four)

Doofenshmirtz shouts “Curse you Perry the Platapus!”

And finally drink for “Oh, there you are Perry”

Monday, January 11, 2016

Jason Bourne

Badass action movies and alcohol is a winning combination as far as I'm concerned.


Bourne asks someone about Treadstone/Blackbriar

A main character is killed (drink three)

A government cover-up is alluded to

A car chase (drink two)

Bourne talks to someone through headphones

Someone explains something to Bourne about his own past

Bourne uses an impromptu weapon (drink two)


Parkour

Bourne speaks a foreign language

Product placement (drink three)

“Look at what they make you give” (drink five)

A flashback (drink two)

Moby during the end credits (finish your drink)

And finally drink whenever you miss Matt Damon during Bourne Legacy



Sunday, January 3, 2016

Inception

A few months ago I had a simple idea to make a drinking game for Christopher Nolan's masterpiece, "Inception." That idea grew and became this blog, and I created drinking games for various series, and it only seems appropriate that, for the new year, I return to the movie that was the inception for this whole thing.


Cobb spins his top

Drink again if it falls over

Arthur explains something

 “BWAAAAAA”

Eames makes a snide remark  (drink two)

You are unsure if something is a dream

Someone calls inception impossible (drink three)

Ariadne asks Cobb a question


Someone says "Limbo"

Cobb’s kids are shown (drink two)

Someone mentions going deeper

Michael Cain shows up (drink three)

Cobb or Mal mentions a train

Mal kills someone (drink two)

Fisher has daddy issues

And finally drink four whenever they go down another level


Monday, December 21, 2015

The Office

This week's game is for the US version of The Office, one day I'd love to do a British one as well, but for now enjoy Micheal, Jim, Pam and the rest while getting plastered!


Jim pulls a prank

Michael mispronounces something

Dwight yells “Michael!”

Andy refers to himself as the “Nard-dog”

Pam is awkward

Michael says something racist (drink two)

Hilarious guest star (drink three)

Creed gets someone’s name wrong (drink two)

Michael says something about how much he hates Toby

Erin completely misunderstands something

Robert California is super creepy

Kevin is implied to be an idiot

Stanley rolls his eyes


"Threat Level Midnight" is mentioned

Dwight mentions beets or Mose (drink three if both are in the same sentence)

Holly is really dorky

Gabe backpedals

David Wallace appearance (drink three)

Meredith flashes someone (finish your drink)

Andy mentions/sings acappella (drink two)

Pam does something courageous

“That’s what she said!”

Someone looks into the camera

Drink two if it’s Jim

And finally drink for every truly heartwarming moment


Thursday, December 17, 2015

Star Wars

In a Galaxy far far away...


A change from the original release

Luke flirts with his sister

Anakin has an outburst

Wilhelm scream (drink two)

Emperor Palpatine starts monologuing (drink two)

A lightsaber battle

Someone gets an arm cut off (drink three)

A force ghost shows up

Han is sarcastic


The Imperial March

Deus Ex Machina


Someone mentions the dark side

3P0 calculates the odds (drink three)

A shot with greenscreen so bad it takes you out of the film a little

Luke complains

A now famous actress appears as Padme’s double (drink two)

Someone gets force choked

Obi-Wan uses a force suggestion on some weak minded fool (drink four)

Leia is sassy

Padme says something about politics

A Jedi strokes his chin (drink two)

And finally finish your drink when someone says "I have a bad feeling about this"


See ya next time...

Monday, December 14, 2015

The Lord of the Rings

My sincerest apologies for missing two weeks, as a way to make it up I'll be doing two games this week, (including a Star Wars game in time for Force Awakens) and a new post on my other blog as well!


Legolas and Gimli act competitive

Sam says "Mr. Frodo"

You can’t understand something Gandalf says

Gimli talks about the Dwarves (drink two)

Merry and/or Pippin hijinks

Aragorn speaks Elvish

Gandalf or a hobbit smokes something

Decapitation (drink three)

Sting glows

Elrond talks some shit on somebody

Saruman gloats (drink two)


The army of the dead shows up (drink two)

Boromir is conflicted

Someone shouts “Nooooooo!” (drink four)

Aragorn is way outnumbered but still kicks ass

Frodo looks like he is about to cum (drink two)

The Fellowship's theme

Peter Jackson cameo (finish your drink)

Legolas looks super confused

Frodo puts on the ring

Aragorn gives a rousing speech (drink three)

Sméagol talks to Gollum

And finally when the Eagles show up finish your drink


See ya next time...

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Arrested Development

Remember, vodka goes bad once it's open.


“Come on!”

A celebrity guest star

A reference to Oscar being Buster’s real father (drink two)

“Her?”

"No touching!" (drink two)

Lucille says something racist

“Marry me!”

“I’ve made a huge mistake” (drink three)

“Steve Holt!”

Foreshadowing


Something is bleeped out

Incest

Franklin

G.O.B.'s bees

Cut-offs

"But where did the lighter fluid come form?" (drink two)

Someone does a poor imitation of a chicken

“An Illusion!”

"Hey Brother...."

“Well that was a freebie” (drink three)

A reference to another show

Drink two if it’s "Happy Days"

Drink three if it's "Peanuts"

And finally drink whenever Tobias says something that could be construed as gay


See ya next time...