Arrested Development

Remember, vodka goes bad once it's open.

“Come on!”

A celebrity guest star

A reference to Oscar being Buster’s real father (drink two)

“Her?”

"No touching!" (drink two)

Lucille says something racist

“Marry me!”

“I’ve made a huge mistake” (drink three)

“Steve Holt!”

Foreshadowing

Something is bleeped out

Incest

Franklin

G.O.B.'s bees

Cut-offs

"But where did the lighter fluid come form?" (drink two)

Someone does a poor imitation of a chicken

“An Illusion!”

"Hey Brother...."

“Well that was a freebie” (drink three)

A reference to another show

Drink two if it’s "Happy Days"

Drink three if it's "Peanuts"

And finally drink whenever Tobias says something that could be construed as gay

See ya next time...

The Hunger Games

Tomorrow is the conclusion of the Hunger Games movie tril.... movie series! It's easily one of my favorite film series of all time, and I'm while sad to see it end, I'll be glad to be able have all four movies to watch and raise a glass to District 12.

Katniss fires an arrow

Something blows up

Haymitch gets drunk

Katniss yells “Prim!” (drink two)

A cannon fires

Gale is a badass (drink two)

Finnick flirts with somebody

Peeta complains about something

The three fingered sign of respect (drink three)

Capitol overindulgence

Gale rant’s against the Capitol (drink two)

Caesar explains something 

Peeta tries to kill Katniss

Katniss kisses someone (drink two)

The Mockingjay logo/pin

Snow actually makes a good point (drink four)

Plutarch's evil smirk

Katniss sings (drink five)

And finally drink three whenever you cry

See ya next time...

Alien

Which is better Alien or Aliens? Which is worse 3 or Resurrection? What was going on in Prometheus? What kind of drink will you have for this game? All are important questions.

Someone dies

A facehugger hugs someone's face

Ripley (or Shaw) in her underwear (drink two)

Someone says "fuck"

Dillon gives a rousing speech (drink four)

Religious imagery (drink two)

Newt screams

Something in Prometheus is very mysterious

Someone who died in a previous movie is mentioned

A really cringworthy line of dialogue

Someone is revealed to be a robot (drink five)

A new variety of alien is introduced (drink three)

Private Hudson spouts a one liner

There is a strong lesbian vibe between Ripley 8 and Call (drink two)

Brett says "Right..."

Ripley kills the last alien by blowing it out an airlock (finish your drink)

And finally drink when you see Jonsey!

See ya next time...

James Bond

SPECTRE marks the 24th (holy shit really?) 007 film in a franchise that has been around for well over fifty years. One of the coolest things about this series is that the movies having been made every few years between the 60's and today, have a crazy amount of diversity, while it also managing to follow many of the same tropes. Basically this makes for a perfect drinking game, especially if you have a vodka martini.

Gun barrel sequence

“Bond, James Bond”

Bond has sex

Someone Bond had sex with dies (drink three)

That random music video at the beginning of each movie (drink three)

Sean Connery era Bond is super sexist (drink two)

Product placement (drink two if it’s a car)

Someone namedrops the film’s title

A villain tells Bond their evil plan

“Shaken not stirred”

A helicopter

Racism (drink two if it’s Dalton era onward)

A villain with a foreign (IE not British) accent shows up (drink two)

Judy Dench is fed up with Bond’s shit

A lady with an extremely sexual name (drink five)

The movie suddenly becomes a Bourne ripoff

A pun or quip

If it was in reference to someone Bond just killed finish your drink

Bond uses a gadget Q gave him that seemed useless at the time (drink two)

And finally when Bond is left somewhere to die in an overly complicated way by a villain who is not present (drink three)

See ya next time...