Thursday, January 25, 2018

Super Bowl LII

Crack a cold one open with the boys and get ready for some football.


Drink when:

The team you're rooting against scores (including extra points)

Your team is penalized

Someone says "Dilly Dilly" in a Bud Light commercial

A car commercial that makes no goddamn sense

The announcers brings up New England's comeback last year

Some graphic comparing players is put on screen

The team your rooting against gets a third and long conversion

Or a forth down conversion


The team your rooting for punts

A timeout

The announcers tease "This is Us"/"The Tonight Show" coming on after the game

The camera cuts to Bill Belicheck looking evil

A hilarious Doritos commercial

An announcer mentions "the path the teams took to get here"

Carson Wentz cameo

And finally finish your drink if your team is losing at the end of the quarter