Saturday, June 2, 2018

The Adventure Zone

Time for another podcast drinking game. Its the Adventure Zone!

This one is for the Balance Arc, drink when...


Someone tells Clint to use his character voice

Magnus rushes in

Taako’s good out here

Someone is mean to Angus

A competent female NPC save Tres Horny Boys

Klarg shows up

Someone makes a sex joke

Tres Horny Boys completely fuck up Griffon’s plan

Someone rolls a nat 20

Someone rolls a nat 1


Taako’s quest to invent tacos is mentioned

Someone calls out Travis for rolling suspiciously well

Someone mentions the Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword of Doom

Magnus' backstory is mentioned (drink two)

Tres Horny Boys obtain a grand relic (finish your drink)

Taako summons Garyl (finish your drink)

Fantasy Costco Jingle (finish your drink)

Griffin mentions an elevator

And finally drink whenever Merle casts ZONE OF TRUTH!!!


Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Wes Anderson

I had a lot of fun doing a drinking game for Miyazaki, so in honor of "Isle of Dogs," here's a game for another great director, Wes Anderson


Yellow Font Title Card

Drink again if it’s futura

A slo-motion shot

A fistfight

Drink again if it’s between family members

Bill Murray says exactly what the audience is thinking

Classic Rock


An overhead shot

Someone writes a letter

Symmetric framing

A caper

Someone mentions shitty/dead parents

A panning shot

A model

And finally drink whenever Owen Wilson says "Wow"



Thursday, January 25, 2018

Super Bowl LII

Crack a cold one open with the boys and get ready for some football.


Drink when:

The team you're rooting against scores (including extra points)

Your team is penalized

Someone says "Dilly Dilly" in a Bud Light commercial

A car commercial that makes no goddamn sense

The announcers brings up New England's comeback last year

Some graphic comparing players is put on screen

The team your rooting against gets a third and long conversion

Or a forth down conversion


The team your rooting for punts

A timeout

The announcers tease "This is Us"/"The Tonight Show" coming on after the game

The camera cuts to Bill Belicheck looking evil

A hilarious Doritos commercial

An announcer mentions "the path the teams took to get here"

Carson Wentz cameo

And finally finish your drink if your team is losing at the end of the quarter