Friday, October 6, 2017

Monopoly

You're gonna need something to do to pass those seventeen hours...


Drink when...

You pass GO

You buy property

You land on someone's property

You have to mortgage something

You pay money to the bank

You roll doubles

If you go to jail drink three times

When you upgrade your porpery

On community chest if its negative you drink, but if its positive everyone else drinks

When you lose finish your drink


And finally double all drinks if you play as the stupid thimble (or whatever the agreed upon dumbest piece is in one of the hundreds of spinoffs)